This month's issue of PC Magazine came in the mail the other day. In it there's a project – how to add a USB port to your guitar. I flip straight to it, begin eyeballing the parts, trying to figure out what I have kicking around and what I'd need to buy… Then I have a moment of clarity. I have no time to build a USB guitar. I barely have time to practice playing the guitar. There are a zillion obligations more pressing – and ones with outcomes that I'd actually find useful (for the small amount of recording I do, a microphone in front of an amp or a line direct into the Fostex work just fine). And yet, on a different day, with a smidge less clarity, I would have been firing up the soldering iron. What's wrong with me? (Don't answer, thank you very much.) Sometimes this character flaw serves me well… I learn new things, add a trick to the repertoire, maybe even find out something that will turn out to be handy at work or fixing something around the house. And David's old enough so sometimes I can involve him as well and create some geeky Daddy-David time. But just as often, I fear, I end up frittering away a few hours to no good end but possible mental-exercise (or maybe just a workout for patience … mine or Kristen's or both). Good thing I rejected the USB guitar project – and misspent at least some of the time writing this silly blog post instead.
